Teeth: Where They Shouldn’t Be

May 29, 2008 at 2:35 am (feminism, frightening things, movies/video/clips, sex) (, )

I have now seen this movie.

It was somewhat horrific.

But, if you want to watch a pro-abstainence good-girl christian bite off men’s dicks with her vagina, it might be the film for you!

My roommate and I are eagerly awaiting a sequel. We hope that the main character will decide to become a superhero and re-emerge in glittery spandex, guarding the world from the extreme evil of uncastrated men.

Also, this movie is self-described as “feminist horror”. Really, people?

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12 Comments

  1. Miragh said,

    I like mindless horror/splatter movies at times, but this is ridiculous.
    The song Leftfield – Open up comes into mind…

    burn, hollywood burn… *hums and trots off*

  2. Tyler said,

    I like how when you say you want to do something, you do it. Your wants aren’t empty desires, they actually have value. At least in this 1 case.

  3. ballgame said,

    “It was somewhat horrific.”

    Do you mean “horrific” in the “evokes dread in the fun way that people go to horror movies for” kind of way or in the “appalling trash that you can’t believe you actually paid money for the privilege of watching” kind of way?

  4. Daran said,

    Do you mean “horrific” in the “evokes dread in the fun way that people go to horror movies for” kind of way or in the “appalling trash that you can’t believe you actually paid money for the privilege of watching” kind of way?

    The former. Otherwise she wouldn’t be “eagerly awaiting a sequel”.

  5. Iz said,

    Honestly, Daran, my intent was to be facetious with that sequel remark. But by “horrific” I did mean that it was both appalling trash and a fun horror movie.

  6. Daran said,

    Is Iz Isabel? How may authors does this blog have anyway? It doesn’t help that the theme doesn’t identify the author of each post.

  7. Emily said,

    Yes, Iz is Isabel. She blogs here intermittently and for indefinite periods of time. Sorry for the confusion.

  8. Daran said,

    Yes, Iz is Isabel.

    If you want to know who Iz is, Iz is Isabel.

    Any advance on five consecutive identical syllables?

  9. Emily said,

    How about:

    If you want to know who Iz is, Iz is Isabel. Is that clear?

    A small advance, but an advance.

  10. Emily said,

    Well, okay, there are still some extra syllables left in there I guess….I misread a bit.

  11. Daran said,

    Perhaps she should register an Israeli domain:

    Whois iz.is? iz.is is Isabel.

    Seven if you don’t pronounce the dots.

    iziziziziziziziz.com is available. Probably iziziziziziziziz.is is too.

  12. Infra said,

    burn, hollywood burn

    Oh, come now. It wasn’t that good.

    More like porn, I think. In the sense that the plot was completely superfluous, the guys were interchangeable, you’re likely to only watch it once, and it had a lot to do with penises. But I’ll give it this: the camera work was better.

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