(Yes, this post is a rip-off)
Scene: Two young women with notebooks and things, presumably college students, sitting on the steps at Union Square.
Young woman #1: Oh look, a puppy! *Squeeeaaaal*
Young woman #2: Whatever, babies are cuter.
YW#2: Yes. And they don’t shit all over the floor.
YW#1: Uh, yes they do.
YW#2: They can do things like make faces.
YW#1: But, babies can’t jump!
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