The Rising Cost of Freedom

October 10, 2007 at 11:04 am (funny things, politics) (, )

Oh, Onion, you break my heart.

According to a report released Monday, the cost of American freedom has soared from its previous 1779 high of bravery, sacrifice, fighting for what’s right, and 25,071 human lives, up to a record bravery, sacrifice, fighting for what’s right, 321,932 human lives, personal privacy, peace of mind, honor, liberty, comfort, and $14.2 billion.

Just read the whole short thing. That’s the first sentence. It only gets better.

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