Sending Letters From Beyond the Grave

August 8, 2007 at 4:42 pm (frightening things) ()

It’s now a possibility.

Our system allows you to write emails and letters to your chosen contacts, upload attachments and save your content in our secure information vault – to be accessed, edited or deleted as and when you want – while our bespoke trigger system allows us to verify your state of grace.

So when the time comes you can entrust us to deliver your messages straightaway. And we personally monitor all outgoing mail to make sure it successfully reaches its destination.

All I can say about this is that I don’t wish to be a recipient. I’d rather not hear it at all than to hear it from someone who’s been dead a while. For future reference.

Via Shakespeare’s Sister.

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